Whauut… Tha’ Wuut, Is This?

I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin”… this may be one of the Top 5 worst uniforms in professional sports ever to grace a rink, court, or field.

Some feel (me included) it’s just a matter of time whereby corporate sponsorships grace professional sports uniforms. That said, these Wizard’s uniforms confound me as I can’t tell if they are an attempt at a loosely-fitted Miss (insert county here) beauty pageant’s sash, or a lazy attempt at a “Drain-O” product placement.

Here’s what I see: a too-bigga’ round chunk of something at chest level going down a lined PVC pipe heading from these fellas’ intake valves to their outtake valves, respectively. #irritable

Maybe there’s a laxative, Gas-X, or Bean-O commercial there. I dunno, I’m just sayin…

Here’s what they see: “The Washington Wizards have joined the uniform change bandwagon revealing their ‘Baltimore Pride’ jerseys that will be worn in six games this upcoming season. This will serve as a tribute to the uniforms that the Baltimore Bullets wore from 1969-73, though the color scheme has been modified to the current red, white and blue. Like them, love them, hate him.”

Kinda hate them.

Thank you!

Franklin Jones


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