Alvin Greene Should Be An Action Doll

Alvin Greene Has New Idea To Stimulate Economy
Sandlappers are quickly uniting behind Alvin Greene’s latest idea to stimulate the economy. I heard he has dozens of endorsements to make like an Evel Knievel action doll and shoot out of a cannon over one of the borders.

Columbia, SC (WLTX) — Unlikely Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene is making headlines again, telling the United Kingdom’s most circulated newspaper that one plan to stimulate the economy is to produce action dolls of himself for children.

Greene told The Guardian’s Ed Pilkington in a story posted on their website Tuesday that his “out of the box” solution is “not a joke.”

Speaking with Pilkington, Greene said, “Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls…”

Hats off to Mr. Greene for having an idea. I mean… it IS an idea. I think it may be wise to leave it at that.

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