Ray Rice On My Bench. #Ugh.

RayRiceAs I was setting my team Saturday night, I looked to the right of the screen to see I was in the 1% of all owners that still had Ray Rice on their fantasy football team. I couldn’t help but wonder that if I traded him, would the number go to 0%? Surely not, but the thought did cross my mind.

The only reason he’s sitting their on my bench is because no player has come across the board worth trading for. That said, after thinking about it a sec, I would trade him for a soggy Fruit Loop as long as he was off my board.

After a good game a few years ago, the guy made a little funny at a press conference saying, “Hey diddle diddle, Ray Rice up the middle.” Fast forward to today, he could have gone on,
“Hey diddle diddle,
Ray Rice up the middle,
The Raven had the moon.
The other Dogs gasped,
To see such their sport,
And the Commish ran away from the Baffoon.

Traded diddle diddle for Ben Roethlisberger for 34.10 points and a win on Yahoo.

Wonder if Rice is still owned by 1%, or if it’s now down to zero…


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